Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool! Personalized plates! ‘Barclay,’ ‘Barry,’ ‘Bert,’ ‘Bort?’ Aw, come on. ‘Bort?’

Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.

Mother: No. Come along, Bort.

Man: Are you talking to me?

Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

(They never have personalized items for Andre.)