Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool! Personalized plates! ‘Barclay,’ ‘Barry,’ ‘Bert,’ ‘Bort?’ Aw, come on. ‘Bort?’
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.
(They never have personalized items for Andre.)