I got a speeding ticket here a couple months ago. My first ever! (I don’t count the one I got in Rhode Island going 15 in a 10 zone.) Miles and miles of straight highway through undeveloped wilderness and this fucker was hiding behind a dump truck going the other direction. The Franklin County D.A. gave me the option of driver safety school to avoid the fine and points. I did it, but man did it take a long time. Each page has a countdown timer so you can’t just skip forward to take the (easy) quizzes. Sarah got puller over a week later in the same county. That cop told us they’d been getting a lot of pressure from their supervisor to give out tickets. Fuckers.
(Don’t worry, Dad, I wasn’t driving when I took this picture.)