Noting the conspicuous absence of apostrophes, I’m having a hard time trying to figure out what this sign is literally saying.
At some point, I’d like to do a series of pictures of curmudgeonly signs.
In his comment from November 12, “Dad” referred to the law offices of Tierney & Tierney in Port Jefferson Station. Their sign (and it’s deplorable over-apostrophe-ization) has legendary status in our family. Here’s a picture of the offending sign that I lifted off of their website: