Actually now a kitchen shark.
Sarah gave me this shark for my birthday a few years back and I’ve since taken to hanging it from various light fixtures
in the apartments we’ve lived in. The way I see it, since sharks are pretty solitary predators, having one around like this ought to keep the rest of them away.
(I’m also comforted that, at least in the case of the Great Blue Rubber Shark, the countershading
is a largely ineffective form of camouflage.)