Old comments:

Dad @ 2009-10-08 15:28:32
I love how you take a fairly ordinary scene and turn it into a Jackson Pollack. And who's this shemp person?

Andre @ 2009-10-08 15:31:41
Thanks, Pops!

Shemp, if I might be so bold as to reveal his secret identity, is none other than the illustrious Andrew Parker (my former roommate).