And it was at that precise moment that he remembered an ancient Eskimo legend wherein it is written (on whatever it is that they write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eye, as a result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, the only way you can get it fixed up is to go trudging across the tundra, mile after mile, trudging across the tundra, right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo.